May 2012
1 tag
1 tag
2 tags
Friend: Oh my god I read a book once that had a sex scene in it was so weird.
Friend: Have you ever read anything like that?
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: No ew that's gross what sort of disgusting human being do you think I am how dare you accuse me of such a thing.
2 tags
iloveeddieredmayne:
Les Miserables 2012 movie trailer
debtsandredledgers:
He never pegged her as a cuddler.
When they’d first been paired, she was cold. She could act if she needed to, but there was always a distance in their shared bed. She wouldn’t accept his touch or help.
When he caught her in a moment of weakness, she’d folded herself into his arms. It was the first time but she acted like it happened all the time. He still wondered about...
6 tags
Marina Keegan: The Opposite of Loneliness
May 27, 2012 | By Marina Keegan
The piece below was written by Marina Keegan (Yale ‘12) for a special edition of the News distributed at the class of 2012’s commencement exercises last week. Keegan died in a car accident on Saturday. She was 22.
We don’t have a word for the opposite of loneliness, but if we did, I could say that’s what I want in life. What I’m grateful and...
3 tags
Marina Keegan: Song for the Special
BY MARINA KEEGAN
Friday, September 9, 2011
Every generation thinks it’s special – my grandparents because they remember World War II, my parents because of discos and the moon. We have the Internet. Billions and millions of doors we can open and shut, posting ourselves into profiles and digital scrapbooks. Suddenly and totally, we’re threaded together in a network so terrifyingly colossal...
meanwhile,
zuko: /reads the paper
zuko: WHAT
zuko: a firebender killed someone aGAIN?
zuko: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK PEOPLE
zuko: YOU ARE NOT HELPING ALL OF THE HONOR THAT I TRIED TO RESTORE TO THE FIRE NATION
zuko: oh my God riGHT IN THE HONOR
How Thor Should Have Ended
Loki: I never wanted the throne, I only ever wanted to be your equal!
Thor: (thinking) Well then, let's get married!
Loki: What?
Thor: Let's get married! Then, we can be equals and rule over Asgard together!
Loki: We can't! I'm a Frost Giant.
Thor: Even better! A wedding between us will unite our realms.
Loki: We can't! Mother and Father will forbid it!
Frigga: Actually that sounds like it would work.
Odin: guthyafsalvkmha!
Volstagg: A feast then! To celebrate your union!
Loki:
Thor:
Loki: Fine. But I'm doing the seating chart.
jack-sparrow:
oh right.
the poison.
the poison for kuzco.
the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.
kuzco’s poison.
1 tag